- Weather forecast: 18 degrees with sunshine
- English Person: Quick let's get the BBQ, paddling pool and deck chairs out, let me go get my shorts and flip flops oh and don't forget the sun tan cream factor 50
- *Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
- *Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on holy shit
- *Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
- *A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time
- *Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
- *Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
Reblog if you’re unattractive, awkward and single.
Being such a good cook that even the fire alarm cheers you on.
To bet on it
or not to bet on it
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Obama sings “I’m sexy and I know it”
this is the best thing i’ve ever seen in my life
obama is life ok
another one omg
